You check Notch’s blog daily just to see if there are any new updates.Ģ3. You’ve spent whole days doing nothing but building things on Minecraft.Ģ2. You’ve tried every possible option on the Painterly Pack Customizer.Ģ1. When you yell “CREEPER!” all your friends duck or scatter.Ģ0. You’ve painstakingly gathered enough spider webs together to make something vaguely resembling a brick (and you plan on painting on it once it has a proper frame of sticks!)ġ9. You’ve built your own crafting workbench in your garage.ġ8.
You’ve carved a series of two-meter high tunnels under your home (while looking for coal and iron.)ġ7.
You’re saving up for a diamond pickaxe (in real life)ġ6. You have an entire chest (in-game) filled with diamonds.ġ5. You don’t need to look on Minepedia to know the exact number of uses you can get from a given tool.ġ4. You have an entire chest (in-game) filled with records.ġ3. You’ve reached the size limit for all of your worlds.ġ2. You always carry a backpack of tools with you everywhere you go.ġ1. You’re on the “all bacon, all the time” diet.ġ0. You’ve tried gathering saplings in real life by beating leaves with sticks (and other tools)ĩ. You get angry that dirt doesn’t float in real life.Ĩ. You arrange office supplies in groups of 64.ħ. When dusk falls, you panic, run home, and pray you don’t run into any zombies.Ħ. You’re disappointed that real saplings take more than a few hours to grow into full-sized trees.ĥ. You’ve tried mining for coal in your backyard.Ĥ. You’ve tried getting wood by punching the trees in your backyard.Ģ.